MAY 20th 2009 First I have to apologize to the people. Sorry for the delay but between a funeral, a wedding, my first trip to The Pool in Harrahs Atlantic City and all the drinking associated with all three of those, I've been pretttt-tee busy. Not to mention that I've been teaching myself how to do this web site thing too. But I'm here now and the past is the past so lets get passed it. No more hate email or facebook threats please or I'm gonna have to kick you in the shin. The Addicted Life the brand is here and we're gonna be around for a while so get use to it. |
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| So I have to backtrack a little before I can bring you guys up to date with everything. There are so many things I have deprived the world of but no more!!! Every saturday I'm gonna post a different story from the past. These stories will not have real names for identity purposes. Some of us have girlfriends now lol. All stories will be 100% true and some of you may or may not have been there so stay tuned to see either what u missed or to remember what you wish you would have forgot. |
| GOOD TIMES!!! |
| Philadelphia Becomes Addicted |
If you thought you had a better place to be the friday night of the party, like the flyer says your stupid! If you came out a little too dressed up for the drywall cage match, you must not know any of us personally. But don't worry you'll have a chance to redeem yourself very soon. |
| Special Thanks to Made to Order, Sik and Sha of Key Frame Photography, and everyone who came out and supported. Pictures from the party can be found in the Gallery section. There were over 700pics so if your looking for any others you might of remember taking email me at rob@theaddictedlife.com or contact Sik or Sha of Key Frame Photography. |
MAY 25th 2009 Everyone and their Mama got off for Memorial Day weekend so I took off too! Well not really, I never realized how much hard work it is going over to all your friends houses and eating all the food they slaved over all day. What's even harder is trying not to get completely trashed in front of peoples moms and grand moms and kids and dads and cats and..., well you get the picture. If that was my only job this weekend, does anyone know if I should check fired or laid off for my unemployment claim? "Hen Dawg's BBQ" |
BBQ Drinking Rule #1 - Be aware of parental present before SUI (Speaking Under the Influence) There is always that one really cool parent that likes to hangout with the younger crowd. You can find them either in the mist of the conversation or participating in the pick up spades game. Whatever you do remember that they are not your peer, that's your peers mother!!! So be aware of your dirty jokes. Unfortunately for me, I have no such awareness. So the next time your brushing off you jeans because there is some annoying lent on them and someone whispers to you "stop touching yourself" don't proceed to say "I'm not touching myself! My hang down lends to the right." |
Also don't fall for the set-ups. Girls are very sneaky. If one of these to woman introduced themselves to you as James, what would you have done? Exactly!!!! And I told my friend to do exactly that! First inquire whether it was post or pre op, then if still uncertain, make the two finger hand gun, wet it, and proceed to investigate further. In this case, gender was already common knowledge but if you are ever put in this situation and gender is not already known by anyone in your party, then scratch everything you just read and RUN!!!!!
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Just take into consideration before you run, athletes drink stuff like Gatorade and Vitamin water not straight shots of Ciroc and Punch in da Face!!! BBQ Rule #2 Never ask someone to race that use to run a 4.28sec 40 yard dash because you were the fastest kid in you 4th grade class! Especially after the seven red cups!!! |
| If you did decide to do such a thing it might end something like this |
| And the winner might decide to take a picture with you to celebrate his victory. |
| But at least the somehow you're still a winner in their eyes. |
May 28th 2009 Has anyone ever heard of Newtown before??? Google it, that is if it even comes up. Its so far north that I remember trying explain it to a kid from the far northeast and he never even heard of it. Within the last 24hrs I made that trip back and forth from the city 3 times!!! Do you know how much gas that is, how many times I've almost fell asleep driving, how many rip it's aka .99c liquid crack aka recession red bull I drink, how many people I envy for being able to get off at highway exits before I do. I hope you all get flat tires and your cell phones die!!!! |
| Now that I got that off my chest, I have a someone I want to introduce you to. World this is Fresh. |
| No one really knows exactly when he was born. But we know he has been out coppin that new hot Sh*t since the beginning of time. Word is that he had the full leaf outfit before Adam and Eve was even thinking about clothes. He heard The Addicted Life was dropping that new sh*t so he decided to leave his casket and stick around for a while. The full interview and bio will be posted in The Life section. |
June 1st 2009 The Hoodest Bar Ever (well so far at least) |
29th and Ridge ave, do I really need to say more??? The place from the outside kind of reminds me of this titty bar I use to push the door in and run when I was like 12. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I would run because I knew I was too young to be there or if it was because of the half naked smokers and their saggy, wrinkled, dilapidated titties and their cigarette burns and open wombs. Even though these were two completely different spots I think all the girls in there were somehow related to these woman that use to haunt my dreams from Cousin Danny's. The ambience was very "Pirates of The Caribbean" without the ships and water, or the beaches but indeed the characters from the movie were there, even Davy Jones and the crew from the Flying Dutchman. |
| We eventually made it the actual bar and at first I was thinking we should go with something Vodka infused. I looked up at the top shelf to see what they had that could maybe sway me from the original plan. There were only two choices. Not only two things on the wall that looked tasty and/or appealing but only two bottles period, Two Bottles! A bottle of Henny and a bottle of Patron. I have more alcohol than that in the trunk of my car on a sunday afternoon. Luckily for us, on this day being black was a good thing! Cause all my pigmentation wanted Henny!!! Crunk juice to be exact. "Two Hennessey and Red Bulls please" as I smack a twenty on the bar. "No Red Bull" she says. As I shook my head in utter disappointment, a light bulb flickered. Still not sure if it was my idea or the light bulb in the bar trying to die. Either way it reminded me that I was in the Hood! And there is always some other establishment ran by an asian person behind thick bullet proof glass near by. And what do you know! |
Green Village deli!!! Now we've been known to bring Alcohol to the bar before to spike our already alcoholic drinks but to have to bring our own mixer was somehow appalling to me. Not to mention that there wasn't even enough Henny to get me through the night. Well actually it probably was just enough because if we didn't buy all the Henny they had, I probably would of kept ordering it and I wouldn't remember this much if anything at all. Just like I don't remember the ride home or getting to Mt. Airy but I do remember trashing the shit out of some pizza rolls!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm. |
| I think Hen Dawgs floor and couch might remember them pizza rolls too. |
Where the hell is my shoe??? Luckily I did laundry that day. _-Bobby G |
June 2nd, 2009 Suck my D*ck or Can You Kiss it? What is the right way to ask for a little fellatio? Do you make a proposition? Like "I got 68 can I owe you one?" Do you try to keep the cockiness of the statement, but at the same time try not to sound too offensive and come up wit something like "Can you suck me off?" Do u throw a compliment in behind it so it makes her feel a little more at ease and be like "Can u suck my d*ck? Your just so amazing at it." Or maybe even go the proper route and be like"Would you horribly be opposed to indulging me with a blow job?" I'm pretty sure that last one works better with a London accent. Or you can forget the accent and the conversation all together. A good pat on the lap with a welcoming nod will suffice. And there is always the play in hair/get over here neck hold. But I would like to know what the world has to say. What are you saying or hearing out there? What ever happened to the girl that would just pull him out and go to town without even dropping a clue? Or better yet, the girl that would ask you "Why haven't you put your d*ck in my mouth yet?" Just a thought -Bobby G |
June 7 2009 Eventful night yesterday in the city of brotherly love. 80 degrees and breezy made it a perfect night to pull the bikes out so Dukes, myself and a few others did just that. McNabb all white party at the Cira center was rockin. The let out from The Roots picnic at Penns Landing turned Olde City into a parade slash parking lot. South street was poppin so hard that the line to Lorenzos pizza wrapped around the block to the old Pedestrian Store front and a bike meet at The North American Motor Inn had City Line Ave lookin like Myrtle Beach. Needless to say we were worn out. After numerous requests from strangers to pop wheelies (even in Olde City traffic) I'm happy to say that I didn't flip my bike upside down.........again. Even amidst all the excitement the most amuzing portion of the evening was a 20 minute conversation with a young man fresh out of a wedding reception at the Lowes Hotel. While his homies were trashed, runnin around us with 2000 dollar suits on and their ties tied around their heads makin motorcycle noises. The majority of his content was based around his opening statement, "I crashed my Gixxer 750 last summer, honestly I didn't mind wrecking the bike, I dont even like bikes......I just love pussy" HA HA HA HA!! I wish I had Bobby G with me so we could have got that on tape. Dam I need camera. Well its 85 and sunny til 4 pm tomorrow. Bobby G and I are hoppin back on the bikes and headin south. If you live in the DC area and ur readin this blog.....awesome!!! post a comment below and ill check it when we park. We should make it down there in ohhhh i dont know.....an hour. -KDCB
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June 13th, 2009 Justin's Snack corner!!! A morning, afternoon hood favorite. Personally Im not a big fan of thier eggs but everything else is slammin! Justin has this one combo called the "clucky george" which when he says it in his asian accent its sounds like "Fuck u George" and I almost got offended the first time I ordered it thinking that maybe George was the new asian word for black or blacky or choclate face. But thanks to my asian friend Susie I know that the term is actually Canadian. Thanks Susie! But anyway the combo is slammin!!! You get chicken wings, chicken fingers, onion rings that taste like chicken and french fries for the low price of $5.99!!! I would eat that shit everyday if I could. My lady would never have to make a damn thing. For all I care she could pour all the contents of that styrophone platter and arrange in on a plate and tell me she cooked it her damn self! Shittttt, I was thinking bout going there for my birthday! I think the food might taste that good because Justin is one class away from a master's degree in Molecular Biology. I think he might of learned how to splice the DNA of them chickens or maybe he just added some crack or other addictive sustances. Its soooooo good that.......I know you wouldn't believe me if I just told you but he once make a BLACK handicap man walk! |
Never under estimate the power of chicken! -Bobby G |
June 29th, 2009 Sorry to my ladies and goons and everyone in between, to all my fellow readers who take five minutes out of their day to read the non sense that I put up here. I apologize for not being around for the last two weeks. I gotta learn how to update this while on the road. Putting that on my to do list. Well at least I can say I haven't been totally pissing my life away. I've been making moves in other cities and soon you'll be able to find us in a store near you. And of course there will be celebrating so stay tuned! Speaking of celebrations the "Christmas in July" party is coming up next week in DC!!! I don't know why anyone likes them so much because no one ever usually remembers what exactly happened the night before but for some reason No Recollection = A Great Party!!! Smh. And I'm sorry ladies but I'm bringing 151 as my date but don't worry she's down for the gang bang!!! -Bobby G |
Thinking Outside the Box So I don't know how you were taught about the rules of the drive thru but I was taught that I needed a car with four wheels to be served. I remember one time in my early childhood, the McDonald's inside was closed and this bum dude tried to walk through the drive thru. Needless to say, he didn't get his Big Mac. The drive thru is prejudice to all those poorer people who don't have cars and want to eat great even late. Its like modern day segregation or something. But talk about thinking outside the box. |
I don't know if this guy was really handicapped and hungry or a combination of smart and hungry but either way, he got what he wanted to eat. But wait, it was light outside so this negro could have just dined in. I think he just wanted to make a statement. Well, he did just that. After this bold move, the rules of the drive thru have forever changed. (In my best MLK voice)I have a dream that cars will no longer be necessary to get served at the drive thru...boats, bicycles, motorcycles, hovercrafts, wheel chairs, baby strollers, roller blades, skate boards, shopping carts are ALL welcome to every drive thru window across America. Ok so maybe I took it a little too far...its not surprising that this was at a Wendy's in New Orleans. Every black person post katrina has learned how to think out side the box. Shiiiiiit...does it have wheels? And a motor? Well roll yo ass on thru and eat got dammet!! -Dr. Ahhhh |
Strolling Around The World Aimlessly One of the cities I've been wondering around lately is |
New York, New York smh. I honestly love NY. So many people, each trying stand out in their own way, creating some the illest concepts I’ve ever saw on a variety of platforms. But that’s not what I want to praise New York for at the moment. I love the many, many, many people that I get to laugh at. I would say 90% of the time, I laugh every time (anchorman). This post goes out to the Mariachi band with the ex murderer Mexican member with the teardrop on his face, asking me for money in Spanish, in the name of Jesus!!! WTF??? As if I didn't understand what he was talking about. Smh….. He underestimated! Not me that is, he knew instantaneously that I was definitely a one language speaking negro which he could tell by my one raised eyebrow followed by my failure to jig to his Spanish gibberish. But my girlfriend was the one who quickly translated. My hand actually still went to give him a few bucks in the name of "Hey-zus" but my pockets were thinking “Ain’t getting no pesos from me holms. Chalupa!!!” Which they later had to explain to me was like saying church in west coast nigga talk, or something like that. -Bobby G |
June 30th 2009 Don't Do It, Its A Set Up |
Has anyone seen the movie "My Sisters Keeper" yet??? Fellas, this is my one and only warning, if your girl or side jawn or smut bag..... well for the smut bag I'll make an exception cause must likely you'll probably be getting your balls licked and not really paying any attention at all to the movie. But anyway, fellas do not let them make you go see that movie. Make up whatever excuse you can possibly think of. Lie on your Mama if you have to!!! Its the saddest fucking movie I have ever saw and I'm gonna put myself out there and tell the world.........Yes, I cried.....Smh. Now don't get it twisted it was definitely one of the hardcore masculine cries. No boohoos or thumb sucking or audio evidence, just a tear.........well a few tears........well maybe more than a few but they were spread out tho........every dude cries........Maino cried....Smh I gotta go do something gangsta!!!! I'm bout to watch every Rambo movie I can find!!! Gotta get my G back!!!! -Bobby |
July 1st 2009 Also while I was on my mini Vacay Made To Order had its 2nd Anniversary! Fish was on the tables while Tag was on the grill serving up one of the softest burgers I've ever on a hot dog roll ever!!! |
| But thats what happens when you show up somewhere giving away free food late. They released 3 different limited tees and also some limited prints of the Ron Atkins X Made to Order Colabo. |
| Made To Order X FMW |
| Made To Order in house design |
Ron X Made Mt. Rushmore Tee They also had some ill Artwork for sale!!! |
| For more info click on the Made logo at the top of the page. |
July 2nd 2009 Kadillac Gets Addicted |
| Kadillac Tattoo on 4371 Cresson St. right off of Main St. in the Manayunk area of Philadelphia has to be the cleanest Tattoo spot I have ever been too and I've been to alot of different spots. Stop by and tell them Rob from The Addicted Life told you to come through. They do everything from tattoos, neck percings to watercolor paintings. Not only are they great at tattooing they are actually real artist and have no problem doing custom work. These dudes are the real deal. Definitely my recomendation for you any of your body art!!! Walk-ins are accepted. |
Matt and Doug Tattoo Artist at Kadillac and guy in the back as guy in the back. Did I mention that Doug is about to get all of his favorite serial killers tatted on his leg. Killing'em Out There!!!!! -Bobby G |
July 4th 2009 Happy July 4th to all of you, I'm bout to go get trashed in someones backyard and maybe go see the Roots later down Penns Landing at 8pm. But before I do I had to give yall something to go out and be marry to |
Funniest Shit I've seen all day and I'm prolly late but hey -Bobby G |
July 6th I think I have a new found love for July 4th!!! I dont think I've ever missed the fireworks at the art museum til this year and you know what Im not even mad. Thanks to the bad ass kids down the block from Chavar's BBQ who at first I thought were just lighting big ass M80's just to set off my car alarm over and over again, put on the best hood fireworks Ive ever seen. It must of lasted at least 10mins and they didnt give a fuck about traffic because they set up right in the middle of the street. I dont know who gave them kids all that damn money for fireworks but thanks alot. I just hope it wasn't a front for the drive by going on around the corner. SMH And thanks to not going anywhere social at least some what intoxicated and the big ass refillable Coca Cola truck stop cup (thanks Chamor), Not soon after, this happens... |
Anything after that I would need you to fill me in on SMH -Bobby G |
kdcb- Bobby Goon aka Random Rob was runnin around with a two foot container of pink everclear lemonade so of course there were more random events to come. Soon after the crew of 12 year olds let off the grand finale for the hood. An innocent 6 year old girl wondered down the street with a small pack of fireworks. It was nothing like the crates of sky rockets that her peers had set up to go off in series, just a small chain of chinese fire power. She asked my homie Eff if he could set them off and then said "50 cents" Ha ha ha! she was HUSTLIN! Awesome! A ballin young lady that I had just met there found it cute and gave her a dollar then encouraged us to do the same. Soon enough the girl had a small knot. Genius! Using her cuteness she had effectively sold a 50 cent pack of fireworks for 5 dollars. I was inspired by her hustler spirit as a toddler so I gave the little girl everything I had smaller then a ten. A wad of at least forty-five dollars. The knot included about twenty dollars in ones which I suggested could be useful at the candy shop......there or onyx. About 5 minutes later the little girl returned led by her mother who attempted to return the money, we convinced her to let the little girl keep and she agreed that we could take the pic below. Side thought, do candy stores even exist?! I don't think I have ever actually seen one.....hmm....maybe that's because we live in West Philly. Oh yea then we locked the street down to do some dance I didn't kno how to do. The lady on the right hopped out of her car to join in. Ay some people love life, Thanks Lady, that made my day. -KDCB |
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